Andrew Like-Slettuce (apocalypselater) wrote in dave_barry,
Andrew Like-Slettuce

Classic Dave Barry calendar page for Wed. Dec. 30

People often become deranged by pets. Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an inch into your flesh. God help the cat owner who runs out of food. It's not uncommon to see an elderly woman sprinting through the super-market with one or more cats clinging, leech-like, to her leg as she tries desperately to reach the pet-food section before collapsing from blood loss.
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